G is for Gay Governor

Wow,
First a movie about the state, now a Gay Governor... what's next- the World's Fair?

What an exciting time to be from New Jersey. Why's he quitting? Hell even Marion Barry hung in as Mayor of D.C. after he got caught taking a sip of the crack rock. A gay affair is nothing. When I was president of my elementary school student council I once purposely peed outside the urinal as an act of civil disobedience for being scolded for sniffing fruit scented markers. What did they expect? They were fruit scented! If you don't want kids to sniff markers, make them smell like ass, not grapes.

It's a big day for Garden State. Today we open on more than a hundred screens across the country. So if all goes according to plan we'll be joined by thousands more people on our little site. So before we expand, I thought I'd take a chance to thank every single one of you who's been reading this since day one. I'd like to list all your names, but it would take too long. So I will summarize by thanking all the men as Barry and all the woman as Chantelle. Thank you Barry and Chantelle; you've made a real difference in the expansion of Garden State.

Some of you have been asking about the rating. Just so you all know, your government doesn't believe a 16 year old should hear the word "fuck" more than twice in a 2 hour period. The second you say "fuck" twice in a movie your film becomes "R". No exceptions. Pretty crazy, huh? You can blow someone's head off, but 2 fucks makes you unwatchable for someone under 17. Unless they have their parent there to explain it to them. "Mom, I understood the first use of the word fuck, but what's with the second - give me guidance please. I've heard one fuck before, but ever since I heard the second one I've had this insatiable desire to rob a liquor store and refer to all women as "ho's".

Anyway, that's why the movie's R. There is a brief shot of a breast - not mine don't get all excited - but it's because of the "one fuck" rule.

PLEASE: I must beg you once again not to post spoilers in your comments. It's unfair to people who haven't seen the movie. There's plenty of places on the web for that, but I'd like to keep them off the blog. Some people write, ***POSSIBLE SPOILER*** I know you said not to write spoilers, but I don't think it's a spoiler to say_____. Well it almost always is. It's the equivalent of writing about the "Crying
Game": ***POSSIBLE SPOILER*** She has a dick.

Welcome to all you new friends.
Enjoy this beautiful Friday the 13th.
Peace and also love,
ZB